Your cat's stuck with inefficient chaos creation methods from the analog era.
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Implement CatBots
Our AI agents streamline destruction, napping, and human manipulation processes.
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Achieve Results
Free your cat to focus on what matters: sitting in boxes you're about to recycle.
Cats Work Hard. Let CatBots Work Harder.
Automate Tasks
AI handles mundane activities like furniture scratching and hairball placement
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Optimize Schedule
Smart algorithms determine ideal times for zoomies and naps
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Execute Deliverables
Focus on mission-critical tasks like laser dot ambushes
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Scale Operations
3 AM sprints across sleeping humans now with improved efficiency
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Our "Purrduct" Features
Zoomie Scheduler™
AI-optimized nightly zoomie windows based on lunar phases and randomized sock placements.
Plant Knockover Automation
State-of-the-art algorithms identify the most fragile objects in your home — and push them off shelves with 99.9% success.
Box Occupation Agent
Uses predictive modeling to locate and occupy every box, bag, or laundry basket — regardless of size.
Why CatBots?
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Faster Nap Deployment
Optimize sleeping locations and schedules for maximum inconvenience to humans.
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Better Feeding Outcomes
Improved guilt-based tactics to ensure bowl is never less than 80% full.
24/7
Chaos Generation
Round-the-clock systems ensure your home never feels too organized.
Cats are natural-born agents. But even they need tools to scale their operations. Catbots.ai brings machine-level efficiency to your pet's most essential KPIs.
Customer Testimonials
Mr. Whiskers
"I was struggling to balance plant destruction with late-night sprints. CatBots optimized my workflow." — Chief Mischief Officer
Luna
"With CatBots, I've doubled my box sitting hours and still made time for aggressive purring." — VP of Interruptions
Socks
"Before CatBots, I could only ignore my humans part-time. Now? Full-time disregard." — Head of Aloofness
Plans & Pricing
Starter Plan – FREE
Zoomie Scheduler™
Basic Human Ignorance Maximizer™
3 Plant Knockover credits/month
Includes Box Occupation Lite™
Pro Plan – 9.99/month
Everything in Starter
Unlimited Plant Knockovers
Premium 3AM Alarm System
Advanced Hairball Placement AI
Enterprise – 19.99/month
Everything in Pro
Multi-cat household support
Counter Surfing Analytics
Dedicated Litter Box Avoidance Coach
Meet Your Cat's Agents
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Strategic Planning
Chaos optimization at enterprise scale
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Operational Excellence
Fur distribution & midnight zoomies
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Tactical Deployment
Counter jumping & plant targeting
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Core Infrastructure
Nap scheduling & food acquisition
Backed by NinjaCat's decade of AI innovation, CatBots.ai harnesses enterprise-grade data pipelines to deliver cat-level chaos. From kitchen counters to litter boxes, our agents bring relentless efficiency to feline operations.
Ready To Revolutionize Your Cat's Workflow?
Will my cat still nap without CatBots?
Yes, but at drastically reduced efficiency. Our studies show non-automated cats waste up to 47% of potential napping time by failing to occupy the most inconvenient human spaces.
How will I know if CatBots is working?
Trust us, you'll know. The precision of 3AM face-pouncing alone will improve by 87%. Plus, our proprietary metrics dashboard tracks chaos generation in real-time.
Who's behind CatBots?
CatBots is pioneered by NinjaCat — the real experts in AI agents for marketers (and now, cats). Visit NinjaCat.io to learn more about our human-focused solutions.